Now these I could be tempted by.

I found a WindStopper T Shirt many years ago and its great, but a bit baggy for t'bike.

These may be just the ticket.

And the missus might even buy me the WindStopper Underpants.

Need I explain further?

I must admit that whilst riding bikes in bad weather - which I have done for many years - I've never thought to myself "Ooh, my crotch is drafty, I must get some windproof pants."

Hmmmm.

I find a cheese and onion pasty works well.

Bit hot at first mind.