hmm, more like a year to scramble the funds together....

On the subject of tyres Maria, something I forgot to mention was that whilst buying your new bike, exchange the tyres on it for some slicks in the shop. Then you can use it to commute on and use (what were my) off road tyres at weekends.
Sorted.

Julian, your internet slacking prowess never ceases to amaze me.

"hmm, more like a year to scramble the funds together...."

Don't tell me, you kept all your eggs in one basket?

It's okay, I won't need my coat in this clement climate

I think your comments sent this thread a bit off the boil actually Cullen.



no no!
Stop!!!!

"Don't tell me, you kept all your eggs in one basket?" is today's office "in" joke?

Liam; it's called working your notice, quite an unneccesary practice in my opinion but it allows me a couple of quid more in holiday pay.

Make the least of it - once I'm gainfully employed collecting money for deckchairs by day and asking "do you want fries with that?" during the evening, you may rest assured knowing that I'll never be able to post again (unless I can cunningly re-wire the McDonald's* till to the Internet).

* Shameless plug - a spot of free advertising there.

No need to reply, Cullen. My Guinness-addled brain has just caught on.

You are Alistair Freeman and I claim my five pounds.

Another thread successfully poached.
Eggshellent.



Weather's lovely here too, so no coat necessary.

Nice, Pat.

Is the weather boiling?

"Nice pat"

Have you been riding through a farmyard?

Ok then, you are Jimmy Tarbuck and I claim my five pounds.

'Spawn of Jimmy Tarbuck' more like!

Julian, have you read the terms and condition, section 5, first bullet point condition of members conduct for the use of this site.

Hmmmmmmm. We'd better get our coats

Not to mention the infringement of the fifth bullet point as well...

And the sixth - re our erstwhile chum Mr FurstBurger...

Liam. Sorry, got caught out by a spot of work there but it's sorted now. Somewhere when this thread was only vaguely surreal, you accused us of lowering the tone. I'd just like to disassociate myself from Slacker B and Slacker C as my innocent comment about Mr. Rigid was ruthlessly misinterpreted by that master of the double entendre J.Chappell esq.

Still, when Julian is finally thrown off the premises, I worry that the three musketeers will be reduced to just two. Never going to be a sequel that... currently Portos, Ambros and Deadloss.. I'll let the forum decide.

<sound of man burning bridges with high explosives>

I've just read the aforementioned articles of restriction and access pertaining to the terms and conditions of useage notwithstanding inasmuch and without liability, obligation nor activities rendering partaking with the permitted boundaries and within agreed peripheries and it's all bollox, really.
Words which mean little, limited punctuation, atrocious sentence construction. So many words; so little meaning.
It's official; Harry Stephenson is a practicing contract lawyer and numbers Magitelicastor or whatever they're called, amongst his clients.

I thought Ernie had written it.
Harry usually has a load of spare punctuation, I hardly see any in the aforementioned bollox.





(allegedly).