 Not sure mr b. I've asked for a replica as I figure it's a safer option to carry round. They said they'd get back to me...
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 Morning scrotes. I is at work 'til 20.00. Tis the ninth straight day I've been in this sh1thole.  Hey ho, think of the money, eh? *Author's note: I work in the NHS - what money??* 
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Morning scrotes. I is at work 'til 20.00. Thats an early finish
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Morning scrotes. I is at work 'til 20.00. Thats an early finish
Still 12hrs @ work, though, so buggers up Saturday, mostly. 
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True, when I'm on lates its usualy 23:00 or 00:30 finish. 
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 I have been to the pub 
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I have a curry in the oven and a beer in the fridge for when I get home. 
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Nice planning. Although you are missing Star Wars right now.
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Morning ball breakers
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The mother-in-law has Strictly Come Dancing on. Bruce Forsyth has to be the worst bumbling twat on TV. Why doesn't he retire? Surely his fan base is getting smaller by the minute as another blue rinser pops their clogs.
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Now we have X Factor on
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I don't miss that twoddle.
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I actually want to kill someone. But I took the edge off by looking at minge on the laptop while she sits across the room, her eyes glued to council estate tv.
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 My missus us watching it too..... 
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I was giving Baby Bump a bath earlier and I was soaping her ovr when she slipped out of my hands. I tried to grab her and managed to poke her in the face. She cried a cry I have not heard before, a real high pitched squeal. She is not hurt, just shocked a little but I feel crap about it. I know she will be fine and all smiles in the morning as usual but I have this horrible feeling in my stomach.
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*rings social services*
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;-)
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She woke up with her usual big smile for daddy so I think I am in the clear with her.
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 You'll probably do worse than that to her over the years Mr B, but she'll always forgive you, you're her daddy Just wait til you get asked to do what my daughter's asked her dad - she's travelling in the USA at the moment and wants to but a new banjo, so has asked her dad to help - not with the money, but for him to go to America and bring it back! Says she can't carry it back as she already has a banjo and guitar to carry
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