Hel Hill. (not sure I know who you are!)Yes there are spaces left due to cancellations. Not many though! Speak to Coll or Steve in the shop or me on thursday.

RVT, if you paid the standard £7.50 deposit then the balance is £10per person. There is a complete list available in the shop detailing everybodies outstanding balance. It will be avaiable on Thursday night too.

Thanks Captain Slow. Either Coll or I willmark down your choices.

Hel Hill, that be should be fine, I will talk to Coll and ask her to put your names down.

Good morning all. Cap'n & Mrs Slow - your choices have been marked on the 'Official Menu Application Form'. You are now legal. (Hope you're feeling better soon).

Hel Hill & Mr Hel - your request has been noted and two places allocated to 'the ACTiV Event of the Year' - see you Sat.

Will hopefully see some of you this evening at the Rose & Crown. I need help - shall I ride hard or soft?

I think it's fair to say that I like to keep up with fashion and current trend...?

A while ago, Saturday was the new Sunday...  But not any more it would seem. 

According to Gok Wan (or whatever his f***ing name is) Sunday IS the new Sunday (as well as the old Sunday).

Therefore the Saturday morning ride has been axed in favour of Sunday morning.  Just to give you all plenty of time to look beautiful for the ride a revised time has been set of 09:00.  Don't forget BB, vertical stripes will do you no favours and you should try to stick to black for a slimming outline.  Neon accessories are uber-cool at the moment as are curls (but no-one wants to see your pubes).

The weather forecast for Saturday had NOTHING to do with the decision to change the ride, as we all have Gortex and we're NOT pussies.

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That bird that just walked past the window was fit.  I'd like a bit of that action.  Did you see that?

I'm in the office and going stir crazy.  LET ME OUT!!!

Hehe that made me laugh.

My phone's not working Sparky, Mr B has gone out and I don't know if there are 2 rides tonight. As soon as I can find out, I shall let you know.

As long as soft is not the new hard

Great ride tonight - thanks for stepping into the leading saddle, BB, as were too disorganised to organise our own ride  What a lovely surprise oto see Andy B again after all these years- Welcome back!

So Sunday ride is 9am fron the Green HYTHE (not Saltwood!) Froglegs is leading.

Possibly the weather may be better on Saturday rather than Sunday now!!!  However I did not change the date...  Polka Dolka did.

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Hey,,

Anyone interested in a ride from Sandgate, Monday night from the Ship pub at about seven, 

Again I need to keep up my training, so as not to get left behind on the hills, Iv'e not checked the weather, but lets assume its going to be wet wet wet,

theres no hard and fast route more of a suck it and see session,      

Spice you twat!

WHAT have I done NOW?

Rain will have stopped by the time we ride this morning, so don't let the weather that we've got at the moment put you off!!

Crusher - weather looks good for tomorrow evening - hope to see you there, if I can get a pass from HQ.

 cool beans see you there, any one else ???