Was out biking between xmas and new years , and was a doing a section along a stone wall that gets very boggy in winter and can be a right gloopy slog ( top of unsuitables to back of high cliff for those that know it .)
Anyhow just wher it starts to go slightly uphill, I came upon the back of about twenty xmas walkers spread out in a long line over about 100 meters , the one at the back ( mrs organiser lady ) see,s me comming stands to one side of the trail and screams.... "BIKE"... in a voice that woke the dead and startled every sheep within half a mile into premature labour .- So every walker turns round and looks at me ( on my own ) and clears the path expecting me to thrash past saying my thanks as I went , but no ..... the mud was at its deepest and most gloopy .... the back wheel was loaded up and just span- as it quickly sapped my strength until in the end I was gasping along at an asthmatic walking pace while every old woman - man - child & dog , who,d ever had issue with us bikers took it in turn to have a crack as I inched past . It was payback for all the times we,ve blasted past and made them jump.
So in answer to your original question the funnyest things Ive ever had shouted at me are ..........
1/ oooh arent his cheeks red mavis. - by , two fat ladys (pointing at my butt cheeks)
2/ do you want a go on my inhaler - by ,old beardy man
3/ He looks like the hovis boy - by , chucklesome fat bloke
4/ do you want a push - by 100 year old granny
5 / gerroff and milk it - by , cheeky twat (who actually spanked my arse as I went past)
6/ race you to the top - by , bloke in wheelchair
7/ mmmmmm hello - , by susspicious looking pervy blonde german albino bloke who for some strange reason had shorts on in december !!!!
