 *cleans off cattle grid for the 17th time this week*
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__________.jpg) *Presses the base of a pencil sharpener into the side of a clay mouse*
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 *strokes the shaven ferret*
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*kicks XC in the balls for being so fcukin filthy*
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 *places small cube of Sodium on back of Dans neck - runs away giggling*
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meh *feels drunk having consumed two pints to alleviate hangover*
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 *shakes head* Drinking at lunch time... I don't know Dan, it's a slippery slope you know...
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It is indeed, especially when you're out until 2/3am on a school night and then come into work for 9am, but have somehow got used to feeling OK about it  Anyway, to alleviate the utter tedium of Friday afternoon I think people should tell us what they're doing / w**king on.. I'm hungover, slightly drunk and am making some vague gestures of work to building a new service on a Firewall *yawn*
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 I am designing logos...whoopeefucking doo I need sleep
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 I am avoiding getting exam papers and invigilator packs ready for Monday Morning
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 Tinkering with bike bits and wondering how much of a kicking I will get in Wales tomorrow.
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I am completing Quality Assurance execises for blood film analyses, enzyme assays and haemosiderin testing...................................the joy of it all, eh?
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Quality Assurance execises for blood film analyses, enzyme assays and haemosiderin testing Always one fucking show off
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Quality Assurance execises for blood film analyses, enzyme assays and haemosiderin testing Always one fucking show off
S'wot I do tho', innit, crayon boy! 
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I've just got off the phone with a client telling them that all thier additional requests will cost them extra money.
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 wondering how best to get hit by a train, do you jump infront of it or dive towards the wheels, so as not to make a mess of the drivers window?
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Oooh, that's a tough choice
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Well you're best off doing it from behind a bridge and running out as train tracks have a pretty straight view ahead and the chances are the driver would see you and hammer the brakes. Also I'd research where the high speed areas are aswell to ensure a swift and succesful departure. I would also leave a donation at the scene of the incident as you'll be spread over 30yards so the services will be putting you in a bin liner for some time.
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