Jumping off a bridge would be good.  Although you would want to time it perfectly so your feet touch the ground just as the train hit you.

Are you feeling a little low Luke?

As can be guessed i'm not at my happiest.

Jumping off a bridge would require good timing or you might just hurt yourself. After a bit more thought i reckon jumping off the platform as the train goes through the station (only every other train stops at my local station).

Luke it would be very inconsiderate to jump in front of a train , as well as all the trauma to the driver, as well as time off work and compensation, one has to take the delay to the passengers on the train and the passengers on the platform waiting for the said train, then multiply it by all the trains that have to be cancelled, due to your behaviour, the upsert to the wife and kids, along with all of us, as youve not said what bike youve currently got, and who you want it to go to,

Also you cant rely on the trains running to time, so theres that worry to take into consideration, will the train be on time, or delayed, will it be raining and will i get very wet waiting for it to arrive.

Best to go home and wait until the lads and jen recount tales of dareing do, in wales tomorrow.

For short BHB, any height over the height of a kerb  is usually seen a s a near fatal fall. 

Take a torch if your afraid of the dark, luke.

You could put it under your chin and scare the driver .

Luke it would be very inconsiderate to jump in front of a train , as well as all the trauma to the driver, as well as time off work and compensation, one has to take the delay to the passengers on the train and the passengers on the platform waiting for the said train, then multiply it by all the trains that have to be cancelled, due to your behaviour, the upsert to the wife and kids, along with all of us, as youve not said what bike youve currently got, and who you want it to go to,

I, for a couple of weeks did some temping for FGW...we'd get emails in from disgruntled commuters complaining about the delay due to suicides...some people were so fucking insensitive to the point of "I shouldn't have to miss my morning meetings with important clients just because somebody decides to kill themselves"

It was utterly disgusting, the attitudes of some people towards life and death and their own pocket.

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Luke if you're serious just talk it out with someone  

Sensitivity off Bhb, 

seriously i hope luke is just being a bit dramatic, but like Billy says talk , dont do anything stupid.

I won't do anything stupid, it was what I was doing at the time of posting.

It used to really annoy me when the train's were delayed due to jumpers, when I just wanted to go home.
Plus my dad works for the local train operator and inspecting the damage from jumpers is among his jobs.

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