Adds a bit of taste to a otherwise tasteless drink.

I was thinking more on the lines of carrying your own for drinking and there are plenty of places with taps. 3 days = 8 litres ish.

Bottle of scotch?

I'd use a tent. After all, the weight makes little difference in a canoe. We talkign an open, canadian style one?

The best thing about an open canoe is that you can fit a hamper/cool box/disposable barbeque/barrel of rum* or whatever else you need foodwise into the thing. No faffing about with crappy lightweight "food", you can take everything you need. Without these essentials I would never travel on our waterways....

*rum because of the maritime traditions of our great nation. Beer, wine, Pimms or whisky would be far nicer, but we must honour the past.

Don't forget the "super-soaker" water pistol for repelling boarders.

A pirate flag should, of course, be hoisted when approaching other craft.

Binoculars, speedos, clingfilm and marmite.

Alreday been done...

I'm giving up this pussysMTB larky and taking up Kayak Shark Fishing. Seems much more manly.

It seems fairly common.

A Subutteo set and a crate of Babycham.

Knock knock

Whos there?

Canoe

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play.