 The 'Eddie the Eagle ' of MTB. Not quite. Eddie actually represented the country in his chosen sport. This lad has no chance.
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 Not quite. Eddie actually represented the country in his chosen sport. This lad has no chance. Slightly unfair....he's already a semi-Pro, who knows where he'll be once he's mended his brakes? 
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 ah, but you have to consider his Rally Driver/DJ/Musican/Producer Glamour Photography careers as well. He may just have to stay as semi-pro for a while yet.
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Can you call yourself semi-pro if you don't earn any money from it?
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 Anyone else no; but with his F1 approach to training/racing I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here.
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 Does the F1 apprach involve being given a colonic by a hooker dressed as a Nazi?
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 Well he's making a start in that direction it seems. 
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 Maybe he's going for Jenson's F1 approach? Going from a ridiculed lightweight at the back of the grid, to record equalling leader of the pack! 
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 Bunches of Banana's, Gaggles of Geese. "Packs of Oranges"?
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 Maybe he's going for Jenson's F1 approach? Nah the Jenson Button approach would be...entered F1 as a stratling young talent, made some impressive races then got a bunch of shitty luck for a few years before finding a team that could give the car he's always needed.
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 I wouldn't say earning millions every year would be my definition of shitty luck.
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 Lucky shit.
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 I wouldn't say earning millions every year would be my definition of shitty luck.
It isn't all it is cracked up to be I can('t) tell ya!
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 He tries and is probably very trying . Give the chap a chance.
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 Aww, bless his little (orange) cotton socks  I reckon if he had a mechanic he'd do better 
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 Perhaps you could get your hands on some tools Jen?
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 I've plenty of tools, and experience of fixing brakes, but my hourly rate would be way too high for him.
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 Can you call yourself semi-pro if you don't earn any money from it? Get with the program - he's a Pro now according to his Myface/Spacebook page.
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I rode 22 miles tonight and was greeted with an ice cream at the end of it. I'm saying I'm a pro from now on!
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 Just watched the video. I actually feel slightly sick . Every man of jack of us is certain to burn in hell for this!
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