 Ever seen a grown man naked?
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 No but I've seen a naked man groan.
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 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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 Sorry Gritty 
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 After 20 years, you analyze a lot. You remember people, heroism. "The Miracle of the Andes", that's what they called it. Many people come up to me and say that had they been there, they surely would have died. But it makes no sense, because until you're in a... situation like that... you... you have no idea... how you'd behave. To be affronted by solitude without decadence or a... single material thing to prostitute it elevates you to a sprititual plane, where I felt the presence of God. Now, there's the God they taught about me about at school. And there is the God that's hidden by what surrounds us in this civilization. That's the God I met on the mountain.
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 "Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
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 things don't change do they....
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe I believe in things you people wouldn't see
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 if you're interested Gritty, I have a one of those dedicated turbo trainer 26 inch tyres I don't use or ever likely too, you are more than welcome to it. (saves the house being filled up with tiny bits of rubber  )
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 yes.... I chucked one uot a year ago.... didn't think I'd need it again! that would be great. I'm south manchester or ido i need to sort postage? cheers
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 Hey Gritty, sounds very positive. Good to see you back on here but don't overdo it - this place can be bad for your mental health 
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 no probs about the postage Gritty, pm me your address and I'll con it out of the Mrs 
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 Good to see you keeping positive Gritty, keep it up!  I have a turbo trainer, it doesn't get used that much but they're good to have, just in case you get really, really, really bored.........
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 I'm really looking forwards to sirring on the bike again... just got to work out how to get on and off! I can push a supermarket trolley so I'm sure i can grip a handlebar. Cheers klunk, much appreciated.
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 *wonders how Gritty's doing?*
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