The embalmer said today.

I just read that they tried to shock him with a defib machine. Nothing happened coz he's non conductive.

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How much of Jacko's body is biodegradable?

They better not burn him either. Can you imagine the carbon footprint.

Burial at sea is out. Some poor turtle would end up choking on his nose.

I think the only thing you could do with him is to prop him up in madam Tussauds.

Neverland ranch? As Ripley said. Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Before it becomes the new Gracelands.

Have we had the jokes yet ? Oh, well if I must:

Confirmation has just came through that Michael Jackson died from food poising. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

After Michael Jackson’s death this morning, LA county hospital staff are unsure what to do with his remains as plastic recycling day isn’t until next Tuesday.

Michael Jacksons tour promoters have announced the cancellation of his UK dates: Johnny, 7, Tim, 6 and Chris, 3.

Rumor has it Jacko wants to be buried at sea and strapped to a couple of buoys...

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom... and Class 4C in his bedroom.

LA County hospital have confirmed that they will be recycling Michael Jacksons body, they'll be making plastic toys out of it so that the kids can play with him for once.

Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It is to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life -  The McThriller...  50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.

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