OK, he's dead. Move along, please, nothing to see here.

How many years worth of column inches will the Daily Mai......er, Arse get out of this?

Conspiracy theories, Mr Turvey???

Good.  (re. Twitter)

Going back to Farrah, did anyone else have that poster of her in the red jumpsuit/trackie?

Nobby wrote (see)

Good.  (re. Twitter)

Going back to Farrah, did anyone else have that poster of her in the red jumpsuit/trackie?

Nobby wrote (see)

Going back to Farrah, did anyone else have that poster of her in the red jumpsuit/trackie?

More than one....they needed replacing after erm....usage......

lol, well yu can't blame it on the sunshine 

Nobby wrote (see)

lol, well yu can't blame it on the sunshine 

Move along.  Nothing to see here

I shall have sweet dreams after seeing that!

FFS....This Week is being delayed for a Special News Report.....

quinny Quin wrote (see)

The word sex is written in her hair.Can you find it?

I'm afraid I only see nipples

Nipples?  Don't know what you're talking about........

........and so it's confirmed

I brace myself for outrageous Princess Di style mourning

Mike Spence wrote (see)

Nobby wrote (see)

lol, well yu can't blame it on the sunshine 

You could blame the sun for the skin cancer.

Well after years of bleaching his skin he's almost white.  Perfect timing now that we have:

• A black U.S. President
• A black F1 Champion
• A black No1 Golfer
• The fastest man on earth is black.
• Black music dominates global record sales.

Bet he was overjoyed when he realised   

Davidian wrote (see)

Nipples?  Don't know what you're talking about........

*spaffs*

Kato ! wrote (see)

........and so it's confirmed

I brace myself for outrageous Princess Di style mourning