Andy, What was the verdict on the motion alarms? Do they work when the bike is on its side? Seems to me a combination of motion alarm, dog tie screws and a length of chain could work. I'm off to the Argos site for a view of tents
The alarm sounds a bit of a nightmare. Even if it worked (which I doubt it will), all that will happen is that you set it off as you kick your bike returning to your tent in the dark after a few beers and you annoy the hell out of everyone in the campsite and you end up falling in a heap on the bike as you try to turn the damn thing off.