A shredder 
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 we've got 2 and one of those dustbin burner things just to make sure 
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 Paper or garden?
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 Bets that XC man is searching the house to find any bit of paper that may need shredding. I now I did 
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 A shredder.Dude that's totally awesome.Radical.
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Not a paper one a garden one Soon as it arrived it had branches whizzing through it Is awsome reckon you could loose more than a finger in this.
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 Reminds me of that scene in the movie Fargo  Be carefull,health ans safety and all that.
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 That's not a shredder, this is a shredder.
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 *touches wood*
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Mike that is definately a shredder
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 Dude, this is a shredder....
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Only if one departs company.
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  Yes, been there, done that, ripped the T-shirt.
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 2008 Darwin Award Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin The ambulance responded to a frantic call concerning a neighbor's trip through an industrial tree shredder. It seems the individual had decided to prune his own trees, rather than hire a professional. Why not? After all, the local shop rented shredders that could make quick work of yard debris, including tree limbs up to 8 inches in diameter. To save time (those fateful words) the neighbor had placed the shredder at the base of a great oak tree, where he could drop branches directly into the hopper. He intended to cut off the top third of the oak, since it had been killed by lightning. With the shredder running wide open, the neighbor climbed his ladder to the first tree branch, stepped off the ladder, slipped, and fell. The paramedics found him very dead, half in and half out of the shredder's hopper, one leg shredded to the hip. Not married, no kids, removed self from the gene pool.
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 Having seen one of those things make very light work of some bloody big logs I'm amazed he didn't go right through the machine.
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 xc my pencil sharpeners bigger than that! joking, have fun and watch them pinkys...
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 XCman, spread all the chipping out to dry , and then bag them in the bags from the supermarket about half full, then store them , they make great fire lighters if youve a coal or solid fuel fire.
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 For God Sake Dont Let Dirty Karlos Borrow It! 
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 You could have had ours for nowt XCMan - after 3 years we've nowt left in our garden worthy of being shredded 
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