Get on Macca, I thought twould be windy on the top of they cliffs with sideways rain but obviously not. I went out for a meal last night and fell over on 'off camber' wet decking outside restaurant, went down like a pack of cards, BOOM! Happened super quick, got up even quicker - as you do - and felt alright at the time (apart from looking like a c#nt although I don't think anyone saw) then couldn't sleep with sore ass/back. Heard the rain pissing down at 3,4,5 this morning and thought NAH! I can imagine an over indulgence of alcohol led to some other Chods not riding this morning? HAHAHA.
I'll tell you. Jon this came from JP, made me chuckle:
Gentleman's wife has just left the house to drive to the shop. She will spend 15 minutes in the shop, the shop is 10 miles away, her average speed is 22mph. How long is his wank window?