The black night yesterday won the slimmer of the year award. He put his success down to following the DK diet, he showed total commitment to the diet and to weight loss.
On receiving the award he said "I used to carry around so much excess weight, now I feel so much lighter, just like a normal fully functioning member of society".
In a rather embarrassing moment he did struggle to carry off the award.
Bored waiting for stuff to heal.
