Went to North Lincolnshire yesterday, and spent all day throwing money into the sea. Sat nice and comfy like with shoes and socks off. Nice and sunny and forgot sun tan stuff.

ANy one know of a good cream to stop the pain

IWH will try the Aloe Vera as I have a plant in the house.

MSP may not try that just yet as it may hurt

Dong. wrote (see)

Best bet is to rough it up with some sand paper, then put a few drops of you're strongest aftershave on. It may sting for a bit, but it'll do the job..

OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH

Last time I trust a Welshmen 

Dong. wrote (see)

Was you really throwing money in the sea btw,like a wishing well thing?

XCman "Black Stumpy" wrote (see)

This little piggy went to market,this little piggy stayed home

This little piggy had roast beef,this little piggy had none

This little piggy went wee weee weee all the way home

Ya put ya right leg in,ya right leg in and you shake it all about

You do the hockey pokey and you turn around

and thats what its all about.

Ya put ya left leg in,ya left leg in and you shake it all about.........