The Barmaid told me this last nite.

  I ordered a pizza the other day . I asked for a thin and crusty supreme , so they delivered     Diana R oss.     boom boom .

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I sat stony faced. 

Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room.  Dad reluctantly agrees.

Next day Billy comes down stairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice'? Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.  Billy just sat there with his mouth open wide in amazement. 

Dad says, 'So what were you watching'? Billy replies, 'Wimbledon'.