1-10: No.

Why are these hot gadgets never much use? I want to see really clever stuff like forks with self adjusting damping or maintenence free gears. The multitool could have been useful, but how many regular cyclists don't own at least one of those. 

Forks with self adjusting damping?

Most of the suspension products available offer this feature. (rebound and compresson dials, preload dials and air valves are all "self adjusting".)

Mojo and TFTuned can enhance  this for a given rider weight, and make it almost automatic adjustment.

i.e speed sensitive damping.

1 - I remember the pain of Biopace Knee....

2 - I don't own a lock as I would never leave my bikes anywhere that would necessitate one.

3 - Meh....

4 - Pointless

5 - Sweet. I'd try them out at least.

6 - I'm not a girl

7 - Super 11? Well, I'd try it on one of the road bikes if someone else was paying, otherwise no.

8 - Id' try 'em at least.

9 - Yes, I like it.

10 - They're hardly Radars or Pro-Ms, are they? And besides, I'm in the States next week, so I'll just get more Oakleys, thanks.