Stevey Wevey wrote (see)

37 years!

That figure was brought to you by the Dylan Turvey random number generator.

Just 5.71428% inaccuracy

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An unemployed friend of mine was telling me about the Jeremy Kyle show which featured a 62 year old sex addict who got her droopy yams out on the TV.   If that isn't enough to drive you back to work I don't know what is