I have two bikes MP -  but only one set of kit at the moment

thanks Mustrum, a kind offer but unless you're a size 28 or something I think it's unlikely to fit!

The gloves might be OK - they're fingerless, but the rest might be a bit of a squeeze for you!

(Except the top - that used to be Rob's (aka DLC), so there's room for about 8 in there )

Did I say 8?

Should have read as "80"

*mutters "fat bastard" under breath*

*decides to stop being bitchy about ex*

*feels very lonely up here on moral high ground*

*descends back to meanness with a huge sense of relief*