Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully wrote (see)

Sadbloke, Riding out the recession! wrote (see)

Theyre mostly multiple units up there now, not many loco,s with numbers, and you actually have to see them.

Get a copy of Ian Allan, abc loco spotter book, and just mark off all the unit numbers you see.

Or alternatively you could stick thin slivers of bamboo under your fingernails, and burn yoursel repeatedly with a cigarette, while having your eyeballs gnawed out by a pack of angry weasels.

Hmmm - that's a pretty tough choice actually

Problem being youre not allowed to smoke on a train anymore,or the Fag Police will have you.

I'm not taking my bike - I shall probably be constantly looking for it, cos I never travel on trains without it

serge the seal of death wrote (see)

attempt to seduce all the men in your carrage one after the other.

some of those new toiltes on trains are huge!

(what trains are you taking?)

At last, a sensible suggestion

Jen J wrote (see)

serge the seal of death wrote (see)

attempt to seduce all the men in your carrage one after the other.

some of those new toiltes on trains are huge!

(what trains are you taking?)

At last, a sensible suggestion

And what trains will you be on again