Billy also as its a centre button dual flush model, youll also need to contact your local water authority and obtain a certificate of compliance, and a certificate to allow you to flush,the plumber may be able to arrange this for you.

Whatever you do dont attempt to connect or flush without the correct paperwork.

Now people are staring because I was laughing out loud (and I'm such a surly miserable bastard the rest of the time)!

Have you thought of taking SB and BHB on the stage? 

You sure you got it right Billy ?

That toilet is a pretty cool space saving idea! 

I was actually googling for the law on plumbing...

DIY is not my strong point

Billy would need a small stool to stand on ,hes only 4 foot 13 inches tall,

You,ll also need a plumber who,s  registered with a suitable trade organisation, WWW.beavers. .

, theyre like Corgi that used to be in charge of gas safety, and dont forget when the plumber turns up, ask to see his beaver card.

Oh and under no circumstances allow him to use the old fou-fou non- return valve, a new valve should be fitted on every new installation.