  .Bravo.
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 Cows go bong ! Mice go Clang ! What heresy is this you speak Nobby ?
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 I'd love to take credit for it but it's an old favourite of mine written by a literary genius. 
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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
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The German Guns Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
Untitled Second Poem
Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
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That's better 
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Down the stream the swans all glide;
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
Their tummies wetter:
I think after all
The bus is better I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky; I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?
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When the night is dark,
And the dogs go 'bark';
When the clouds are black,
And the ducks go 'quack';
When the sky is blue,
And the cows go 'mooo';
Think of lovely Queenie,
She'll be thinking of you.
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 Think you may have borrowed a couple of lines from Betjeman, mind Was he that dutch XC racer from the mid-90's?? Gav- thats not from the Diary of Adrian Mole, is it? Or am I terribly confused? 
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No, both from blackadder Dan - first two from Baldrick (IV), second from Queenie (II). My own stroke of frankly literary genius, on the preceeding page was of course from my own fair hand.
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 "The human race is a virus on this planet." yup.
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