The sparkling wine is going down fine. Magic mushrooms were the only thing I found even vaguely amusing, but only as an existentialist experiment of course. I decided sex was better than anything I tried at university.
Surf was diabolical but good enough to teach the missus how to roll a longboard to cut through waves, didn't have any myself not much point really theres just windswell.
I really didn't have much sex at uni i must have been a late starter
