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Riding a full suspension bike is like making love to a beautiful woman
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The harder you ride the greater the satisfaction
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you get a warm rubbery feeling in your legs after a long stint?
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I've got a Mount Vision Pro,but its never mangaged to give me half the sensation a woman could.It's easier to get my leg over,but it's more likely to spit than swallow.
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If you're not sweating you're not working at it hard enough
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you have to ease yorself back into the sadle for the long technical bits
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both require regular maintenance and lubrication during prolonged use
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but a bike doesnt moan about the ceiling needing painting while it lies on it's back!
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and then it costs a fortune to maintain it and keep it happy...
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sorry to hear about your wifes comments, Mike-H, maybe you need to adjust your riding position :)

and at least a bike doesn't complain after a good ride if you roll over and fall asleep, without telling it you love it!
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the jealous/awe inspired looks that fill you with pride.
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The faster you go, the better it is.
(oh, that's just me is it)
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A damped end with rising rate beats a rigid everytime.
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ooooh you can't beat a ridgid end sir,....all stiff and proud.....feel everything through a ridgid you will
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Would you rather drown in Jordan's silicon fun pillows or go down in flames on your bike?

A question asked on yesterdays bike ride.

I'd rather not make an exit yet as there are plenty more burds and singletrack for me to ride; but given the choice...

If you had to?
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Neither. But make that a set of real, non-silcone enhanced, but still suitably sized ones and I'm there.
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It's more fun if you wear the right skin hugging clothing!
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how about riding downhill and at the same time having a good hard .......
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I rarely take my bike for a meal, but we have been together for some years, I think the magic has gone out of our relationship.

  
 

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