 I was walking down the high street yesterday. Saw a good looking bird and for bonus points she had on a v. short skirt. Usual blokes' thoughts: "I wouldn't mind giving that a portion, etc..."
She steps up to get on a bus and kerrist!!. A stocking top revealed!!. Not even a bit of flesh;just the bit at the top of the stocking that says "this is a stocking".
I was useless for the rest of the day. Why boys? Why?
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 Cause were full bloodied animals!
Short dresses and stockings leave more to the imagination!
Does for me anyway!
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 *drool*
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 Must have been great when you could get the same effect from a well turned ankle, and they were putting trousers on the furniture to stop fellas getting out of hand.
But the female form is a wonderful thing - is there anything more beautiful or more hideous ?
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Maybe if I'd told her of my quest for beer glass numbers she'd have let me give her a cheery one.
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no, slo. i can't think of anyhting
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"Maybe if I'd told her of my quest for beer glass numbers she'd have let me give her a cheery one"
I think I'd be willing to put fiver against that particular outcome
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It's genetics dude . We are made to procreate .It's one of the reasons our species is so successful.
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yes, unfortunatly in some cases....
now summer has officially arrived (hell i got a tan on monday) all the tasty ladies are coming out from wherever they hide in the winter...... it's almost unbarable!
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4 words.
rachel stevens - daily star
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 "Short dresses and stockings leave more to the imagination!"
Surely they leave less to the imagination!
but any way mmmmmmmmmm...... drooooolllllll.
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 I know what you mean though, Muddy. Once you see something like that it just finds it way into your system and WHAM! There goes all concentration for the next hour or 2. I'm over 40, and it's made no difference whatsoever (mind you, nothing's different elsewhere either ;-) but you'd have thought it would be easier by now.
It really amazes me that women don't do so much better in business than men - they seem unaffected by such distractions.
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...some don't.
a girl here, for example say's she get's rather 'damp' when she sees a man doing up his tie..
wierd... but fun
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 Where do you work?
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LOL
not a chance mate!
anyhow, you wouldn't go there... trust me!
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Am I missing something here? What does she mean by damp?
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Moist, muddy, moist.
morning dew...?
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as damp as a kitten that's rolled in a Spring morning's dew.
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wetter than an otters pocket
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Ohhhh. I get you now. Frothing at the gash, you mean?
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