This.

This is my dream bike.

Gets better every pay day

Err, no this one is underforked if any of them are

Already got it! 

Full suss - Probably a Foes, they look reeeeal nice.

Hardtail - Something Ti, Cove Hummer or a Seven Sola.

Though I am very pleased with my current Prophet and Handjob, shouldn't complain and certainly can't justify any more bikes, yet

Get the Carbon Epic, I love mine:

I'm split between an Orange 5 or a carbon Specialised Epic. Which would you go for?

The two bike are subtly different. The Orange is more of a lightweight trail bike where as the Spesh Epic is more of a race bike complete with on/off rear suspension. Depends what you mainly want to do with the bike but I would say the Spesh Stumpjumper and Orange 5 are more in a similar vein.