WHAHEYYYY , Finally Coultard realises what a totally shite walking embarassment he really is and calls it a day , for the best part of a decade now this stuck up pompous poseur has showered the F1 world with a raft of excuses as he constantly finished absolutly f*cking nowhere. while continually living the playboy lifestyle and getting paid millions for bieng constantly shite !!!!!!! the big scotch c*nt .

Only that other wank-pot Henman has generated as many column inches and media interest and delivered absolutely f*ck all.   

Lets just pray the that other useless F1 fopp BUTTON  gets the message and calls it a day as well  Does anyone  really care about the group of cars & drivers  fighting for that elusive ninth place ??? do we f*ck as like.  I recon the majority of U.K. fans would rather have no brits on the grid at all rather than be represented by a pack of useless embarassing tossers.

Thank f*ck for "diddy dago hamilton"  at least he knows what a podium looks like.

Rant over - normal service has been resumed.

You talk rot, he has had some excellent races over the years and beat everyone at some point, overtaking Schuey at Magny Cours was particularly memorable, one hand on the wheel whilst giving Schuey the bird.

Respect to DC for his contribution to the sport, he calls a spade a spade and is excellent on his day.

They make it look so easy don't they TS1? to have been in the top flight of motorsport for that long he had to have been doing something right.

 Oh yeah - sorry my mistake , yeah he,s brilliant , Forgot about all those races and chamionships he,s  won over the years , and now you mention it I do remember him thrashing schumaccer , loads and loads of times yeah, and that time he won while driving in reverse with one leg dangling out the car and his helmet on back to front  please ignore my earlier post. 

Dont you think all this bollocks about "whole proud to finish in the top 22 " & calling his paltry efforts "top flight " is exactly whats wrong with british sport ???????

Roll on the olympics - remind me what kind of medal do you get for finishing 22nd ???

 affects jim royal voice .....TOP FLIGHT MY ARSE.

I came 23rd in a sort of international race once - did I get millions for it?

No

Nor did the bloke that came in 22nd

Neither the fella that won

Brit Cycling dominates the world right now (apart from that daft frog drug abused randonee that starts soon) but gets sod-all recognition.

Maybe Ecclestone, Mosley et al could retire from F1 (does the F stand for Fix or Ferrari?) and get biking on the map

You don't seem to understand the dedication of the man, you don't get to be where he has been without talent. It's a totally ruthless sport if he didn't deserve to be there, he wouldn't be there! Simply to be in F1 you are in the 'Top Flight'

Then luck comes into it (though admittedly he was outclassed by Hakkinen and Raikonen); Mansell should have been champ  three times, only managed it once because he was soooo unlucky.

The square jawed freak deserves his millions imo.

Clearly know nothing about the sport this man......

Can we make a pact not to call Mr Coulthard 'DC' for the rest of this thread though please?  It makes me think of Martin Brundell...which in turn makes me think of Martin Brundle call Schumacher 'Schummi'....which makes me feel sick.......

A few words on the thread title.

Swearing should really be ****ed out especially in the thread title. And casual racism, is a bit of a poor show.

Thread title should have been

"useless w*nker retires"

ok carry on.

Fraser Cook wrote (see)

A few words on the thread title.

Swearing should really be ****ed out especially in the thread title. And casual racism, is a bit of a poor show.

Thread title should have been

"useless w*nker retires"

ok carry on.

WELL PUT FRASER , sorry about the above , my unreserved appologies to the forum and anyone who has been offended by my remarks TS1 .

er, should it not be "scottish" rather that SCOTCH??

also- diddy dago Hamilton? Seriously???

Not content with putting down somone for being scottish you also seem intent on insulting someone from your own country...assuming that you're English.

Are you actually a fan of the sport or are you just trying to get reactions out of folk??

I know its Friday and all but surely theres no need for comments like that..

All Top Sportsman are complete cocks!! in my opinion.

Except Olympians. They atleast take pride in representing their country and sport, rather than these egotistical primadonas that pick up huge pay checks.