 And I won. That is all. I'll let you know when it's being aired so you can all admire my immense smugness!
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 All those cameras, did you hate them,did you chat to the sexy vixen that is Ann Robinson.
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 I did. She's a cow. Until they finish shooting when she's lovely! She shouted at people to hurry up when doing 'the walk of shame' and stuff though, which was funny, as I didn't have to do it! Off to New York tomorrow with the missus, not sure the £2490s gonna last long!
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 That is going to be so funny!
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 Nice one Nick. Did the old bat try to give you the 'come on'? 
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 Yeah, horny bint was all over me  I got a lot of stick, after the first round FFS too!
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Would you ? Did you ?
Jeeeeeeeeeezusssss, I'd run like fook! (away from, that is.)
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 Nick shes old enough to be your mum Or is she your mum,thats how you won.
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 Apparently she's 65, I'm 23, so she could quite comfortably be my grandmother! I wouldn't, no. There are lines!
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Drink some more shandy southern wuss 
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 Apparently she's 65, I'm 23, so she could quite comfortably be my grandmother! I wouldn't, no. There are lines!
But would you be comfortable? 
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 I wouldn't, no. There are lines!
Botox?
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 More shandy?! I'm on the floor after half a pint...
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 I wouldn't, no. There are lines!
Botox?
I was trying to think of a joke along those lines!
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 Nice one Nick - well done!!
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 Good work. Will we be able to see you over those lectern things? 
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