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 Simon Clarke 9
Posted: 08/02/08 01:28:13 13
Message: while i was in town with a few friends i was locking my stinky dee-lux up so i could nip into greggs and get a sausage roll, when a group pathetic looking 12 year old chavas came up and one said "wooow deex the size o' them discs ow" (203s) "what bikes that mate" (kona was plastered all over the frame) i replied "i dunno im blind, but do ya wanna buy it". the 12 year old looking chava replied, "al buy ya bike for £5" i replied, "im also a smack dealer, come near me and ill give ya one" little bas***ds...
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