It's OK, someone on Retrobike.co.uk has a set of pink forks off the same model bike. He's posting them tomorrow. I'll commute on the bent ones for a couple of days. They're bent at the shoulders, top of the fork blades, nowhere near a weld point. Frame seems ok.

 As for the tyres well, I am totally straight, but quite comfortable with pink. The bike is a 1991 model with dayglo paint job, largely in shocking pink (it was very popular back then). The tyres match the frame, although to be a retro purist I should have amber wall Porcupines or summat like that. They get a few admiring comments from the teenagers heding for the local school on a morning!