Here's the all purpose Tom Cruise film script: Tom Cruise is a [Insert activity/career here] He's a good [Insert activity/career here] but not the best [Insert activity/career here]. He has a crisis of conscience, meets a woman and becomes the best [Insert activity/career here]. To save anyone spedning the time watching Days of Thunder, Nicole Kidman is pretty hot in it and obviously taller than Cruise when he's not standing on a box out of shot and the only good line in the film is: 'You looked like a monkey f**king a football out there'... |