Bloody Scousers.

Ay, I want the world for you queen, doe, she, lar.

Damn, been lurking for nine weeks waiting for that.

Well done the mighty Kato, hat off. 

I am a Nigerian Archduke and need to release monies I have in a small fortune amount of up to twentytwelve hundred thousand pounds equivalent, please give me your childrens bank account details so i can transfer the money into thier Natwest Piggy saver, or Griffin account and I will send someone to give them a good portion. I am very trustworthless, please halibut on my hat.

Nbunkum Gwanted Bydeefbi 

Oi Pedro! Sausageo, eggo anda chipso foura timeso, pronto. (repeat loudly until transaction complete).

Oi Fritz! Handey Hock! Donner und Blitzen, got in Hemmel, Egg and chips.

Oi Jean- Paul, un egg and chips silver plate, merky buckets.

Remember, we won the war.