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A selection of chucklesome winners


Posted: 22 August 2003
by Mike Davis

A little while back we kicked off a caption competition to (a) have a bit of fun and (b) to shift some now-definitive Red Bull Mountain Mayhem DVDs that we had around the office. And it being Funsome Friday we thought we'd have a quick trawl through the entries so far and pick some winners. To aid your memory, here's the pic (courtesy of Andy Armstrong):


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Before we proceed, we should probably mention that the stuff in the picture is actually a pile of wood chippings. Only Gary Ewing spotted that, with "Ouch, said Chipps", an obscure pun on the name of the editor of Singletrack magazine. But worth a prize just for correctly identifying the substance...

The pile was taken by many to be hay or its close relation straw, leading to a quantity of most excellent punnage. Best of the batch were "This is just before I had a major stack" (Richard Ford), a two-for-the-price-of-one "Bailing out would be the final straw" (Scarlett Parker), the similarly double-barrelled "Dave's preparation was hay-sty, resulting in this stack" (Ed Cooke), "Is this the straw that broke my Camelbak?" (Adam Youd) and the slightly obscure "RockShox Silo" from Lee Marshall. Also on a hay theme was "My rear's flat, but at least I found the needle" from Laurence Wilks and essentially the same gag from Chris Keller-Jackson. Our favourites of the agricultural crop, though, were "Farmer sabotages MTB race. One straggler makes it out alive, nine others still missing" (Mark Davison) and the groansome "Proofreading error leads to problems at the launch of the new Kona Hei-Hei" (Steve Riley).

Then of course there were the inevitably scatological entries. It does, we concede, look a little bit like a large heap of manure. Hence: "So that's what a dump valve does" (Paul Whittaker); "Well, I told you that drop-off was sh*t, what did you expect?" (Giles Harrison); "At last I've found the terrain to match my riding style" (Martin Hunt); "The Bikemagic product tester goes beyond the call of duty during the recent energy bar evaluation" (DaveB) and the splendid "With an almighty push, Barney the dinosaur finally cleared the blockage" from Dan Cathcart.

Rounding off the selection were the off the wall ones, including the straightforward "Where'd that come from? It wasn't here last lap" from Stephen Hardcastle; Kate Motyer Lowndes's "I wish those road riders wouldn't shave their legs mid-race"; "Alan doubted the quality of Brains's new launch ramp for Thunderbird 7" (Ian Beattie); "Sod your Marzocchis, this is proper suspension" (Keith Williams) and the splendidly surreal "Tiny mountain biker found in Weetabix" from David Bradshaw.

And it seems only fair to award Rob Hamilton-Smith a prize - his self-referential "Rob couldn't afford the Woodward Extreme Camp's pices so went for a more grass roots approach" is entirely justified as that is in fact him in the picture...

Excellent work one and all, prizes on their way. Look out for more caption competitions, ooh, sometime.


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Awwww, shucks guys <wipes tear from eye> I've never won _anything_ before! It took me AGES to think of that caption! but I still feel guilty for taking it away from "Tiny mountain biker found in weetabix"... (Wood chippings: look at the URL on the bigger photo)
Posted: 22/08/2003 15:10

nice one mate
Posted: 22/08/2003 15:26

Re "inevitably scatological entries"
I've had to look it up, but I can asure everyone that I don't have an excrement fixation.
Posted: 22/08/2003 15:35

so if those ones were scatalogical, mine must have really been sh!t.

;-)

well done everyone.
Posted: 22/08/2003 15:38

I do think that 'tiny mountain biker' was the best, only one that made me lol.
Posted: 22/08/2003 15:53

Do we all get a prize??
Posted: 22/08/2003 15:54

I'm confused (frequently) ... If it was wood chippings, then why did Rob (the guy in the photo) think it was grass?
Posted: 22/08/2003 16:02

HA HA! I must of been having a funny turn when I entered that comp! Never won anything before now- especially when it comes to mountain biking! Closest I'll ever get I reckon.



<watch out, they've had their weetabix>
Posted: 23/08/2003 00:06

I didn't think mine was that random. It was the day after sleepless and it just occured to me that I'd ended up thinking it at some point on every lap.
Although I suppose 2 hours sleep the day before might have played its part.
Posted: 23/08/2003 08:48

Mine arrived this morning - thanks you guys !

(No I don't mean my monthly friend !)


Posted: 27/08/2003 09:31

Yes, prizes all round ;-)
Posted: 27/08/2003 09:36

Yup, postie did the thing with the BIKEmagic bestickered envelope and my letterbox this morning.
I just need to find someone with a DVD player now...

Chris KJ,
Your picture, is it a Centipede doing backflips?
Posted: 27/08/2003 09:47

Gary,

Maybe its supposed to be a rotating chain ring made into a C ? A centipede would have a head, eyes and 100 legs.

Anyway your avitar looks like a frog that is wearing a football top. Perhaps it is ?

And look at Mike above you . . . . that is nothing like MD, and where did all that white fur come from ? That growth on his backside looks grotesque !
Posted: 27/08/2003 10:27

Thanks all at Bike Magic got my DVD and stickers this morning, Will be putting the stickers onmy helmet to show Allegiance
Posted: 27/08/2003 11:12

Got my disc this morning as well, just had time to watch it before going to work. Great stuff. Thanks to all at bikemagic.
Posted: 27/08/2003 13:13

Yeah Big Up Bike Magic! Nice stickers aswell to adorn my tool box! It's great being a winner.
Posted: 27/08/2003 17:35

I got mine, plugged it in the player and the disc is fecked.

Bummer! as I was there in 2000 and hoped to see myself

Got any more Mike ?
Posted: 27/08/2003 22:17

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